Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
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I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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