Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
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future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
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I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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