how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
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just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
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I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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