found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
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Acid is not a monday night drug
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
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Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
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