Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
This show inspires me to have sex in space
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
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Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
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We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
We’re leaving where are you
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