i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
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He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
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Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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