Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
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i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
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Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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