Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Randomize