States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
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Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
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not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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