guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
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I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
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I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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