and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
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my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
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i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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