Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
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thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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