I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
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Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
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She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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