Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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