bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
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why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
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I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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