Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
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They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
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Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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