They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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