So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
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Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
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2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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