If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
Little spoons don't ask big questions
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
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We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
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bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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