i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
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No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
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Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Terrible idea I love it
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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