dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
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If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
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I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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