38 yer olds are good kisserssss
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
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I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
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I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
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