sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
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I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
i think i just lost a toe
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
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hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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