I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
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Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
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There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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