Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
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regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
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I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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