he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
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i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
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My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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