I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
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Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
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You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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