Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
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because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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