did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
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Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
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I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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