You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
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We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
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We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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