There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
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He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
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Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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