I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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