When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
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just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
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You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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