mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
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i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
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Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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