I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
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The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
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i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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