i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
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Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
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I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Such a big mess for such a small penis
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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