Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
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the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
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Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
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