i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
what day is it and did you see me today?
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
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Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
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only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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