I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
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Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
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I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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