i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
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We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
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$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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