Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
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My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
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Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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