It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
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We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
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We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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