Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
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his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
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You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
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