office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
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I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
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Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
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