chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
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Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
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Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
How naked do you want me to be?
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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