its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
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Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
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I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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