just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
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come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
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You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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