So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
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I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
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I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
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