I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
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It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
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Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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