Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
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If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
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I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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